Big Jokes

An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn’t get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked…

A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was „bad and invalid“. The tech…

A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water…

A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. „Yeah, I got me a…

A customer called to say he couldn’t get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was…

A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the disk in,…

A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from the…

A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn’t read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble-shooting for…

Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be…

Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command „Press Any Key“ to „Press Return Key“ because of the flood of calls asking where the „Any“…