Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don’t buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer, don’t plug it in. 3) If…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95 Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file. He said it said „File…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut.
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block.
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions. Suddenly,…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, „Well Bill, I’m really confused…