Big Jokes

For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After…

An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: „I have good news and bad news, what would you…

Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind was so strong and loud that they had difficulty in…

An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She…

Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll

Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: It’s all in the grip.

Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, „Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?“…

Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one.

Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won’t blow away? A: Root position cords.

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor.