Big Jokes

Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It’s not a bulb, it’s a globe.

Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.

Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say „I…

How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when…

A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. „How’d the meeting…

Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they’d look silly with long hair !

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? ‚Here Kitty, kitty, kitty‘ !

What do mice do when they’re at home ? Mousework !

One lab mouse to another: I’ve trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don’t know how, but every time…