Januar 6, 2021 Me Too The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, „Hi honey, look, I’ve bought the new Rolling Stones CD.““Why did you do that?!…
Januar 6, 2021 I'll Come Home When… A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink. But every ten or fifteen minutes, he reached into his…
Januar 6, 2021 Effective Ointment Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other, „My husband says this brand here is the most effective…
Januar 6, 2021 Success In Love To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I succeeded 36 times, which is an…
Januar 6, 2021 Quickie You know you’ve been married too long when a „Quickie“ before dinner now means a drink.
Januar 6, 2021 Biblical Ways of Getting a Wife The Top 16 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife16. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails,…
Januar 6, 2021 Not On Your Anniversary! Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time…
Januar 6, 2021 Absent Minded Husband Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Januar 6, 2021 Jealous Wife There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn’t find hairs on his jackets she…
Januar 6, 2021 Inlaw/Outlaw Difference What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can shoot outlaws!