Januar 6, 2021 Vultures and Mothers In Law What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your dead to pick on you.
Januar 6, 2021 Cremate Mother In Law A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether she should be buried or cremated.He replies, „Don’t take chances….
Januar 6, 2021 Ugly Growth I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was my mother-in-law.
Januar 6, 2021 Mother In Law Happiness Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the milk carton.
Januar 6, 2021 Depressed Over Mother In Law Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a quarrel with my mother-in-law. She swore to me she wouldn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Send Mother In Law Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send your friends. Otherwise, send your mother-in-law.
Januar 6, 2021 Friend of the Groom? An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding. An usher asked to see her invitation.“I don’t have one,“…
Januar 6, 2021 Mother In Law Had Friends A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a…
Januar 6, 2021 Mother In Law With Broom John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a broom. „Tell me,“ he said to her, „are you going…