Januar 6, 2021 Mother'isms! (Long Joke) My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking, „What was that for?“ „Nothing. DO something and see what…
Januar 6, 2021 Mother In Law Misses Train A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee and chatting.Suddenly, mother-in-law looks at the clock and jumps off…
Januar 6, 2021 Out the window! There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a train, and was unable to find a seat. The man…
Januar 6, 2021 Murphy's Laws Of Parenting Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of time has been wasted arguing over what came first, the…
Januar 6, 2021 Question On Breastfeeding While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants less than one year old, I came across the following question:Have you ever breast…
Januar 6, 2021 Disposition To Have Children A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying: If your parents didn’t have children, chances are you won’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Miller Time My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a very romantic atmosphere.In fact, all our kids were conceived during…
Januar 6, 2021 Mutated Gene All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that enables them to know which…
Januar 6, 2021 Don't Pee In the Pool The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.“Everyone knows,“ the mother lectured him, „that from time to…
Januar 6, 2021 Great Singer From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of our five siblings can even carry a tune.So, I’ve restricted…