Januar 6, 2021 Black Eye Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by a guided muscle with a knucklear warhead!
Januar 6, 2021 Bottom Start Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the bottom.Son: But I want to learn to swim?
Januar 6, 2021 Tired On 1 April Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a 31 day March!
Januar 6, 2021 No Worms Please! A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who was playing in the yard with some older children in…
Januar 6, 2021 No Oranges Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I have left?Son: I don’t know, because in school we learn…
Januar 6, 2021 Sibling Stories From Matt Groening’s „Big Book Of Hell“, here are: ‚Lies My Older Brother And Sister Told Me’…The Sleeping Alligator Story Older Bro/Sis: See this?…
Januar 6, 2021 Youngster Theories From Matt Groening’s very funny „Big Book Of Hell“, here are some philosophical theories shared by youngsters:If you eat a bunch of fizzies (i.e….
Januar 6, 2021 Hello Mother, Hello Father (song) Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking…
Januar 6, 2021 Kids In College One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife that they are getting poorer by degrees.
Januar 6, 2021 Let's Swear Mother calls up stairs, „You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast or you’ll be late for school!“As they are ambling down,…