Januar 6, 2021 Having Children Is Like: Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having children will turn you into your parents.
Januar 6, 2021 Toddler's Creed If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my mind later, it’s mine.If I can take it away from…
Januar 6, 2021 Everyone Is Busy Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster: (whispering) No, he’s busy.Sales person: Well then, can I please…
Januar 6, 2021 Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes 1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you wrap a baby in a towel sized bib…baby will find…
Januar 6, 2021 No More Fishing For Baby Sis A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had…
Januar 6, 2021 Sleep Deprivation In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the objects of sleep deprivation research.James Harden is currently in his…
Januar 6, 2021 Help Me Ring the Bell Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy trying to reach the doorbell. No matter how much the…
Januar 6, 2021 Rough Boys A little girl asked her mother, „Can I go outside and play with the boys?“Her mother replied, „No, you can’t play with the boys,…
Januar 6, 2021 Laws of Household Physics Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as every other law in the universe? Here are a few…
Januar 6, 2021 Why Two Nostrils? A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year old daughter asked her why there were two holes in…