Januar 6, 2021 Tell On You Too! I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son who was about 5 or6. He was being a brat…
Januar 6, 2021 Guide To Parenthood The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books and decorating the nursery….
Januar 6, 2021 Different Balls A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of a time telling them apart. An aunt asked the mom…
Januar 6, 2021 Our Peak Mental Activity The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we know all the questions; at eighteen, all the answers.
Januar 6, 2021 Learning to Pick Up Toys Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking up toys?Mom: When they have kids!
Januar 6, 2021 On Divorce Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to live with the bitch the rest of my life.What do…
Januar 6, 2021 On Alimony Alimony:1) A contraction of the term „all-his-money“.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you get, for the screwing you got.4) Paying for something you…
Januar 6, 2021 Why Divorce Now? After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then asks, „How can you do this, Jimmy? How can you…
Januar 6, 2021 Reason For Divorce One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that those men who promised that they’d die for their woman…
Januar 6, 2021 Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb? How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let the bitch do it by herself. or None. Let the…