Januar 6, 2021 Women Need Four Animals A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back, ajaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Engaged To Kate and Edith An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time. One was named Edith; the other named Kate.They met, discovered…
Januar 6, 2021 Hungry Beggar A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, „I haven’t eaten anything in four days.“She looked…
Januar 6, 2021 Your Kind of Man Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast flight, a would-be Romeo asked, „What kind of man are…
Januar 6, 2021 More tail. A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with hisson.Every time the kite gets up in the air, it…
Januar 6, 2021 Ten Important Men In Woman's Life They are: Her Doctor; he says, „Take your clothes off.“Her Dentist; he says, „Open wide.“Her Veterinarian; he says, „And how is your little pussy…
Januar 6, 2021 Particular Kind Of Woman The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for more than a few weeks was told, „Your problemis that…
Januar 6, 2021 Your Are Available? A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a man trying to hitch a ride. She picked him up…
Januar 6, 2021 Which Secretary To Hire? An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. „Well,“ thought the manager, „I’ll give them an honesty test to…
Januar 6, 2021 Woman/Car I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:“If this car was a woman, she’d get pinched in the butt.“Underneath…