Ten Important Men In Woman's Life

They are: Her Doctor; he says, „Take your clothes off.“Her Dentist; he says, „Open wide.“Her Veterinarian; he says, „And how is your little pussy doing today?“Her Gardener; he says, „Do you want me to mulch your bush?“Her Hairdresser; he says, „Do you want it teased or blown?“Her Interior Decorator; he says, „You’ll like it once it’s in.“Her Hunter; he goes deep into the bush, shoots several times, and always eats what he shoots.Her Remodeler; he says, „It fits tongue-in-groove with a little hammering.“Her Milkman; he says, „Do you want it in front or in back?“Her Banker; he says, „If you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest.“