Januar 6, 2021 Hmmm…Ponderings What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking — „Gosh, if we have a…
Januar 6, 2021 Mom's Brownies Recipe Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr…
Januar 6, 2021 The Ongoing Note Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife, but she had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Australian Kiss Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss, but down under.
Januar 6, 2021 10 Way to know if you have PMS 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.2. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.3. The…
Januar 6, 2021 SOTALLY TOBER starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI’m not under what you callthe alcofluence of incoholI’m just a little slort of sheepI’m…
Januar 6, 2021 BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.FAULT: Mouth…
Januar 6, 2021 World According to Student Bloopers One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay….
Januar 6, 2021 Texan Heimlich Maneuver Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to…
Januar 6, 2021 The Bowl of Chili Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t stopped for lunch or anything and he was getting REAL…