Januar 6, 2021 Attorney Hunting Rules A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 – Any person with a valid California state rodent or deer hunting license may…
Januar 6, 2021 Notice of a Class Action Suit I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based Unit, Model # Homo Sapiens.The following is a list of…
Januar 6, 2021 It's Against the Law to… In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.No man is allowed to make love…
Januar 6, 2021 The Case of the Smoked Cigar A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against … get this … fire.Within a…
Januar 6, 2021 COYOTE "vs" ACME In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge Lance Ito, PresidingWile E. Coyote, Plaintiff-vs.-Acme Company, DefendantOpening statement of…
Januar 6, 2021 Laws of Life Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other possibilities have been exhausted.Churchill’s Commentary on Man:Man will occasionally stumble…
Januar 6, 2021 COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. ) As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size of the force. Under CRAP, older soldiers will go on…
Januar 6, 2021 Penis Tax New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase in Tax Payment Form 1040PThe only thing the IRS has…
Januar 6, 2021 Horoscope of Farts Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you are.1-AMBITIOUS – Always ready for a fart.2-LAZY – Just fizzles3-AMIABLE…
Januar 6, 2021 Classified Ad Bloopers As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the…