Januar 6, 2021 Why, How, and Ifs? Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?Why are…
Januar 6, 2021 Insurance Form Statements Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.The other car collided with mine without…
Januar 6, 2021 Arkansan Citizens Trip ATTENTION :All citizens of Arkansas planning a trip to Washington, D.C. to visit Willy Jeff1. Before leaving for Washington, clean red mud from windshields…
Januar 6, 2021 Absent From School Excusess 1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.2. Please excuse Dianne from being…
Januar 6, 2021 Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic) December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a delightful gift. I couldn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Snow Boarding For the Young When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: „Just because you’ve reached middle age, that doesn’t mean…
Januar 6, 2021 Creative Answering Machine Messages You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist…
Januar 6, 2021 Democrats vs. Republicans From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974, by Representative Craig Hosmer[R-California]. The author chose to remain anonymous.Democrats…
Januar 6, 2021 Adjustable Face Lift This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face lift. With her pocketbook as large as her ego, she…
Januar 6, 2021 You Know You're Getting Older When You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.You…