Januar 6, 2021 Cow Priced Like A Car What would happen if we priced our „COWS“ using the same criteria the auto industry uses to price a „CAR“?LIST PRICING A COWA farmer…
Januar 6, 2021 A Lesson in Politics A son asks his father, „What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow.“The father thought some…
Januar 6, 2021 Politically Correct LEXICON Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, „race,“ as validBlack- African-Canadian, (NOTE: DOES NOT INCLUDE: LIBYANS, EGYPTIANS, WHITE South AFRICANS. DOES…
Januar 6, 2021 Politically Correct Terms New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90’sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted person–temporarily visually abledblind–visually challengedmute–vocally challengeddeaf–aurally challengeddead–metabolically differentalive–temporarily metabolically abledugly–aesthetically challengedfat–gravitationally…
Januar 6, 2021 Car Dimmer Switch Modification STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 „J“ STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN NUMBER 95-2374DATE: OCTOBER 20, 1995TO: ALL CALIFORNIA INSURANCE AGENCIESALL CALIFORNIA…
Januar 6, 2021 Congress Reduces Solar System A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another effort to reduce the NASA budget, passed a resolution today…
Januar 6, 2021 Definitions of A Diplomat: Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about what he knows.Always tries to settle problems created by other…
Januar 6, 2021 Who's job is it? What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Januar 6, 2021 Libertarians & Anarchists What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is theft. Libertarians believe everything is property.Libertarians are bosses; anarchists work…
Januar 6, 2021 Twas the night before Christmas At The White House Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary, peering into her blouse.The Secret Service were guarding the premises…