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Januar 6, 2021 Meet the Schitts! You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says „You don’t know Jack Schitt“, well, now you’ll know the entire story.Jack Schitt was the only son…
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Januar 6, 2021 Tattoo Parlour A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him on the inside of her thigh. She went to the…
Januar 6, 2021 Who Enjoys Sex More? A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.The man said, „Men obviously enjoy…
Januar 6, 2021 Good/Bad Car Accident Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, „Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad…
Januar 6, 2021 Ticket to Titsburg A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has an incredible set of jugs.He says, „Give me two pickets…
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Januar 6, 2021 Years of Bad Sex A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and forth on the front porch. Slowly they rocked in rhythm,…