Januar 6, 2021 Two Boll Weevils Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields…
Januar 6, 2021 The Mushroom A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says, „We don’t serve mushrooms here.“The mushroom says, „Why?! I’m a…
Januar 6, 2021 Charlie no more. Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when a beautiful woman sat down next to him. She looked…
Januar 6, 2021 Its a Matter of Perspective Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing and I am sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having…
Januar 6, 2021 Building the Ark And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: „In six months I’m going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with…
Januar 6, 2021 Singing Frog A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: „No way. I don’t think you can pay…
Januar 6, 2021 Left and Right Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s. His wife of 40 years loved him very much, but…
Januar 6, 2021 Saved Your Privates A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from the anesthesia he sees his doctor standing at hisbedside. „So…
Januar 6, 2021 Life According To TV Land What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away from someone she will trip and fall.2. Your car will…
Januar 6, 2021 Country Tunes Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‚Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye Her Teeth Were Stained, But…