Januar 6, 2021 Fancy Plate This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays.After looking over the menu he says,…
Januar 6, 2021 Early Birds Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side.So……
Januar 6, 2021 Yo Mamma Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock!
Januar 6, 2021 The Neutron A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, „How much for abeer?“The bartender replies, „For you, no charge.“
Januar 6, 2021 Two Molecules Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One says to the other, „Are you all right?“ „No, I…
Januar 6, 2021 Redneck Poetry The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an…
Januar 6, 2021 Giving The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red Cross. The chairman of the Red Cross, Mr. Wilson, called…
Januar 6, 2021 I'm Glad I'm A Man I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese I don’t bitch to my girlfriends…
Januar 6, 2021 Olive, the 10th Reindeer How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer „Olive“?Olive ?Yeah, you know, „Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and callhim names“
Januar 6, 2021 Outhouse On Quicksand? Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John