Januar 6, 2021 Greenhorn In Alaska A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he was a cheechako. The greenhorn asked how he could become…
Januar 6, 2021 Appropriate Penance A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday afternoon. „We’ve got a tee time at 3:00 and need…
Januar 6, 2021 Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s chastity belt has rustedYou can’t afford a cod piece…………….nobody noticesYou…
Januar 6, 2021 Relationships RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he refers to it as „that time when me and Suzie…
Januar 6, 2021 Hot Tub Riddle What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?Toss in your laundry.
Januar 6, 2021 Nose Picking Glossary THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part…
Januar 6, 2021 Happily Addicted to the Web Sung to the tune of „Winter Wonderland“Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin‘,From my mouth, drool is glist’nin‘,I’m happy–althoughMy boss let me go–Happily addicted to the…
Januar 6, 2021 ghost shit It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they needed to find a motel. So they find a super8…
Januar 6, 2021 'Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck ‚Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin‘ ‚Cept a redneck named Taylor.His first name was Bubba, Joe…
Januar 6, 2021 Bragging Cowboys Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of…