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Januar 6, 2021 Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. Peter to find out if they’ll be admitted…
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Januar 6, 2021 Curly Toes Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They hit it off pretty well and soon Bert suggested they…