Januar 6, 2021 If She Married Him, She'd Be… If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she’d be Dolly Dali.If Bo Derek married Don…
Januar 6, 2021 The Night Before Christmas Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.The doors were all bolted,…
Januar 6, 2021 Sweet Revenge A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a…
Januar 6, 2021 Death by Stabbing A woman in her 90’s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring, faithful husband of seventy years. She can’t live without him…
Januar 6, 2021 Killed Your Rooster! A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car…
Januar 6, 2021 Sex For the Deaf Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they…
Januar 6, 2021 Ebonics 101 Welcome to EBONICS 101Herein follow a few terms to help you get started on your merry way towards the ve-nak-u-lar…“Damn- that shit is DOPE!“That…
Januar 6, 2021 Girlfriend Upgrades Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name: Fiance 1.0). Recently he upgraded Fiance 1.0 to Wife 1.0…
Januar 6, 2021 Engineer and Guillotine Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask the priest if he wants to face up or down…
Januar 6, 2021 Talk with God MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know, I made her that way so you would love her.MAN:…