Januar 6, 2021 Current Charges Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making a double pun when they send their bill commanding „Please…
Januar 6, 2021 Advice From Mom A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out…
Januar 6, 2021 Bounced Check A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: „Your check came back.“The old man replied, „So did my arthritis!“
Januar 6, 2021 Phrases For Everyday Life Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can…
Januar 6, 2021 OJ's Clock A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says „I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 100's of Bumper Stickers „The gene pool could use a little chlorine.““All generalizations are false.““Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.““Time is what keeps everything from happening…
Januar 6, 2021 Having Babies Questions Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.Child: Mother, where do babies come from?Mom: Well dear…a…
Januar 6, 2021 Tooth Fairy's Form Letter Dear:Thank you for leaving [01] tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of…
Januar 6, 2021 Freedom Cost Him An Arm A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:“My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few…
Januar 6, 2021 Three Limericks Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not. They would say, „Sorry, sport, but your arrow’s too short–…