Januar 6, 2021 Pinocchio Kidnapped! Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from Disneyland?Apparently all three were co-conspirators in the kidnapping of Pinocchio.For…
Januar 6, 2021 The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees [San Jose Mercury News]An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend’s windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when…
Januar 6, 2021 Spell Ice Cream This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2 scoops of chocolate ice cream. The man behind the counter…
Januar 6, 2021 Sightings Of Sharp Individuals Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and my roommate asked me if he could use my coffee…
Januar 6, 2021 Man, I'm Glad I'm A Man Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a broad When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV…
Januar 6, 2021 Procrastinator's Creed 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more…
Januar 6, 2021 Twas the Night Before… ‚Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.The doors were all…
Januar 6, 2021 15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians 15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never make the cover of Cosmo.No moth, no Jodie Foster —…
Januar 6, 2021 Three Nuns and the Statue There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on Makeout Ridge, and they were, well, doing the obvious. So,…
Januar 6, 2021 Confessing To Extramarital Affairs There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says to the other, „Just a minute, I’ll be right back.“He…