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Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny Proposes Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask him what he did today. He says…
Januar 6, 2021 Surgeon Preference Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said, „I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You…
Januar 6, 2021 I Blew Chunks 3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in the course of the evening and the guys get split…
Januar 6, 2021 Chemistry's greatest achivement? What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
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Januar 6, 2021 Clinton Fart Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the breaks.First surgeon: „I once had an ambulance crew bring in…
Januar 6, 2021 Political Speech Goofs „I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job“–George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign“This is a great day for…
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