Januar 6, 2021 Universal Corporate Translator „ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION“:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – – – -„ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY“:You’re paid under $6 an hour; we’ll be…
Januar 6, 2021 Friends and Enemies Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she didn’t want to dress properly.Instead of wearing anemones to cover…
Januar 6, 2021 They Are Having Sex Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to…
Januar 6, 2021 Chain Letter Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief to other tired and discontented females. Unlike other chain letters,this…
Januar 6, 2021 Students Science Bloopers THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species.Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by…
Januar 6, 2021 Restaurants Like Microsoft If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the…
Januar 6, 2021 Disgruntled Genie A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and begins to play kick-the-bottle to amuse himself. After a while…
Januar 6, 2021 Humor from the Smithsonian The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back yard and sends the stuff he finds to the Smithsonian…
Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny and Sex Education A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it….
Januar 6, 2021 New Language Courses Ameirca NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICAAfro-American Speak — Ebonics (or We-Beonics)Irish-American Speak — LeprechaunicsNative-American Speak — KimosabicsItalo-American Speak — Spumonics (or Rigatonics)Chinese-American Speak —…