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Januar 6, 2021 Addicted To AOL You Might Be Addicted to AOL if……..Tech Support calls „You“ for help……Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL…..You have called…
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Januar 6, 2021 Yes What? World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactical problem. Military leaders are assembled in…
Januar 6, 2021 To Computer: Is there a God? Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months gathering one each of every computer that was built. Finally…
Januar 6, 2021 Dog Rules Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.3. The…
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Januar 6, 2021 Jewish Dog Does Tricks A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to him and says, „Pardon me, this is a House of…
Januar 6, 2021 Good/Bad Girls Good girls say “ thanks for a wonderful dinner“…Bad girls say, “ what’s for breakfast?“Good girls never go after another girl’s man…Bad girls go…
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyer: Send Me NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but with one catch – he couldn’t return to Earth.The first…