Januar 6, 2021 Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families „Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!““If you don’t stop that this instant, I’ll have Grandma perform another striptease…
Januar 6, 2021 Wendy Tatoo Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give her for her birthday, (as she has everything) as he…
Januar 6, 2021 Penis Shape Research After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human penis was shaped the way it was.MIT allocated a budget…
Januar 6, 2021 Taking Dweebonics Classes TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways to smile.9. When you ground them, they say, „Your UI…
Januar 6, 2021 Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech…1. She doesn’t need to talk to get me a beer.2. If she’s in the kitchen like…
Januar 6, 2021 Vatican Screen Saver Net News – The Vatican has no gone on line with its own interactive website.The site is said to offer meany great new features…
Januar 6, 2021 Baggers and Juicers A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice.Intrigued, the young man asked…
Januar 6, 2021 How To Be A Man! 1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, like „Spike.“3. Play with yourself. Talk about it.4. You…
Januar 6, 2021 Where Do We Play? Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:“We can’t win at home. We can’t win on the road. As…
Januar 6, 2021 Preparing Chickens Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked how they prepare their chickens.“We just tell them they’re going…