Januar 6, 2021 Things You Don't Want To Hear Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.Someone call the janitor – we’re going to need…
Januar 6, 2021 Scottish Builder A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old Man speaks; „Lad, look out there to the field. Do…
Januar 6, 2021 Why 40 Years of Sex Life It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life. Man…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer Terms 486 – The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state – of – the – art computer you can’t afford.Obsolete – Any computer…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer Idiots Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a contract with 3M, 3M had asked me to write them…
Januar 6, 2021 Read The Manual Please! IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device that would give you thousands of years of trouble-free…
Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.“Why?“ asks the father.“The teacher asked ‚How much is 2×3?‘ I said…
Januar 6, 2021 Measuring Monkey A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking it the monkey jumps around all…
Januar 6, 2021 Rejected Public Holidays Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day 10 Make a Move on Your Secretary Day 9 Hallmark…