Januar 6, 2021 F Word Usage Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.Trouble: Well, I guess I’m fucked now.Confusion:…
Januar 6, 2021 Diet Plan Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the world in an attempt to lose weight? He tried the…
Januar 6, 2021 Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‚Cause when I got one… I got real snippy.2. I heard you…
Januar 6, 2021 The Bobbit Hillbillies Sung to the tune of „The Beverly Hillbillies“Come and listen to my story ‚bout a man named John,A poor ex-marine with little fraction gone,It…
Januar 6, 2021 Shipwrecked Saga -Dog and Man A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island. After exploring the island, he discovers that the only other inhabitants on the…
Januar 6, 2021 Timbucktoo It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died on the same day.When they got to heaven St. Peter…
Januar 6, 2021 Went Fishing, Got Caught A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: „Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for…
Januar 6, 2021 Blind Herbie Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told him that the next day was a very special one….
Januar 6, 2021 Only A Head Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately, it was born without arms or legs — without even…
Januar 6, 2021 Star Wars Update Changes Top Ten Changes to the new Star Wars update#10 Tie fighters replaced with black UN helicopters lead by Buotros Buotros Vader.#9 Sand People replaced…