Top Ten Changes to the new Star Wars update#10 Tie fighters replaced with black UN helicopters lead by Buotros Buotros Vader.#9 Sand People replaced by Michigan Militia members (and still walk single file to hide their numbers).#8 Kahn turns out to be Captain Kirk’s father (whoops, that’s from the Top Ten new Star Trek movie changes).#7 Chewbacca now giggles when you tickle his tummy.#6 If you look closely, storm troopers now have Microsoft employee badges.#5 Original Jawas: Killed by Storm Troopers for having R2 and C3P0. New Jawas: Killed for pitching yet another lame JAVA product „concept“.#4 Obi Wan’s name changed to OS/2 Kenobi. Uncle Owen now constantly says „I think he died X years ago“ where X changes between 10 years before to 10 years in the future. Storm troopers now don’t kill Uncle Owen but instead appoint him head of the Imperial press.#3 Amiga users upset because the new computers in the Death Star are PC’s when they could have been replaced with a single Amiga 1000 with 512K of ram and still run „tons faster and do real multitasking unlike those PEE-CEEs“#2 The Canteen now has real rock stars in it. They look as they normally do but still manage to look more alien than the original aliens in there.#1 Death Star’s old slogan: „Fear this battle station“Death Star’s NEW slogan: „Where do you want to go today?“
