Januar 6, 2021 Laughter On Monday Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!
Januar 6, 2021 Raking Leaves Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out of the tree.
Januar 6, 2021 Lunch Box Lids Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.A2: So that when they’re on the…
Januar 6, 2021 Smart Blonde Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An indicator of a really bad hangover.
Januar 6, 2021 Refrigerator Difference Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out of it.
Januar 6, 2021 Physicist Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: „Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?“
Januar 6, 2021 Like Corn Flakes Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.
Januar 6, 2021 Job Function at M&M Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Januar 6, 2021 Panama Canal Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy ditch.
Januar 6, 2021 Rooster Difference Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a rooster says, „Cock’ll-doodl-doooo“, while a blonde says, „Any-cock’ll-doooo.“