Januar 6, 2021 Supermarket Cart Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart has a mind of its own.
Januar 6, 2021 Your Job Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.
Januar 6, 2021 Prostitute and Nymph Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute says, „Aren’t you done yet?“The nympho says, „Are you done…
Januar 6, 2021 Marry You Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q: What will she ask you?A: „Is it mine?“
Januar 6, 2021 Behind A Steering Wheel Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air bag.
Januar 6, 2021 Lipstick Stains Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives a car?A: Cause she blows the horn!
Januar 6, 2021 Blinker Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?A: It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off. It’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Drive Into Ditch Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Januar 6, 2021 Red Light Driving Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Januar 6, 2021 Dating Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print on her forehead.