Januar 6, 2021 Hello Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax were stuck-up cunts!
Januar 6, 2021 Make up your mind. This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he says: „I am sorry to tell you this, but I…
Januar 6, 2021 Yo mamma's so stupid… Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said „Hey, where’s my gumball?“
Januar 6, 2021 3 kids Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with the lights on.One night sue turned on the lights while…
Januar 6, 2021 Me Tarzan! Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for…
Januar 6, 2021 What's the diff… Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party.A bitch sleeps with everyone at the…
Januar 6, 2021 The farmer's wife. So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says, „If these could give milk, we could get rid of…
Januar 6, 2021 Ventriliquist This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going around town looking for a job. He finds one at…
Januar 6, 2021 Mamma's got back Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had to make two trips!
Januar 6, 2021 Difference Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want to cuddle after you drop a load into it.