Januar 6, 2021 God being a man. Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate.
Januar 6, 2021 Alot Alike Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in the end you always lose…
Januar 6, 2021 Gems of Wisdom The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary, junior high, high school, and college students.As one teacher noted,…
Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference… Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Januar 6, 2021 The New Priest A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him a list of sins and their punishments.The door opened and…
Januar 6, 2021 Happy Birthday…yech! Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, „Please do me a favor. It feels like something’s stuck up my ass. Could…
Januar 6, 2021 Whale of a Story. A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized…
Januar 6, 2021 The nursing home. One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she will be well cared for.The next…
Januar 6, 2021 Oh boy! The blonde says to her friend, „My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.“Her friend says, „You should give him Head and Shoulders.“The blonde thinks for…