Januar 6, 2021 Thermometers Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Januar 6, 2021 What you do best! This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and sees a cute little rich girl who’s had too much…
Januar 6, 2021 One for dirty minds! The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?2). What is it that a cow…
Januar 6, 2021 Line Dancing What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing home!
Januar 6, 2021 The Old-Age Test! Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished, check your score below:1. Blackjack chewing gum2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles…
Januar 6, 2021 Don't look down! A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a movie theater.As he lay there breathing heavily, an usher came…
Januar 6, 2021 The Y2K Blonde! Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope that I haven’t misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest,…
Januar 6, 2021 Don't eat and drive! I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the…