One for dirty minds!

The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?3). What can you find in a man’s pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?4). What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?5). Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?6). What does a dog do that you can step into?7). What is a 4-letter word that begins with f and ends with k, and if you can’t get one you can use your hands?8). What is hard,six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?9). What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?10). What is it that all men have one of; it’s longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn’t use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married?======================================================================*** The Correct Answers ***1. talk2. legs3. a twenty dollar bill4. firetruck5. bunt, hunt,runt, punt, aunt6. pants7. fork8. Almond Joy candy bar9. grit10. last name

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