10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.7. Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.6. Talk about a huge breast!5. „And he forces his way into the end zone“4. She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 minutes to hold her down.3. It’s cool whip time!!2. If I don’t unbuckle my pants, I’m going to burst.1. It must be broken ‚cause when I push on the top, nothing squirts out.
