A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with poop, crossed her path. „Oh, my,“ exclaimed the lady, „Come on, I’ll clean you!“She took a Kleenex from her purse and cleaned the little critter. She walked a little farther and another duck, with poop all over it, crossed her way. Again she took a Kleenex and cleaned the little bird. Then she encountered a third duck, with the same problem.And for the third time, she acted like a Florence Nightingale. She walked on still farther and she heard a voice from the bushes calling… Pssssst…“Hey, lady!“ „Yes?“ she responded. „Do you have a Kleenex?“ asked the voice from the bushes. „No, not anymore,“ she answered. „Damn! Have ya‘ seen any Ducks?“
