Januar 6, 2021 The talking peanut. This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking, he notices a peanut jump out of the dish before…
Januar 6, 2021 Things in Life I've Learned. I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.I’ve learned…
Januar 6, 2021 Five Most Constipated people in Bible The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat on the throne for forty years.3. King David-who neither Heaven…
Januar 6, 2021 The Irish Driver An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently…
Januar 6, 2021 5 Good Reasons Not To… 5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You have a hole in your head.3. You live between two…
Januar 6, 2021 Really, really rude! What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a cold one!
Januar 6, 2021 How do you cure… How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Januar 6, 2021 My husband's last wish! Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s in tears.He says, „So what’s bothering you, dear?“She says, „Oh,…
Januar 6, 2021 OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his around his waist, and the woman…
Januar 6, 2021 The Brewnette (Blonde's Revenge) What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde Joke.What does a brewnette always miss at a great party?The…