Januar 6, 2021 Secret This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay bar, but decides, „What the heck, I really want a…
Januar 6, 2021 But how do I know… Tech Support: „What does the screen say now.“Person: „It says, ‚Hit ENTER when ready‘.“Tech Support: „Well?“Person: „How do I know when it’s ready?“
Januar 6, 2021 Cockroach at the door. A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot tall cockroach was standing…
Januar 6, 2021 Old & New concerns. Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow: EKG.Then: Acid rockNow: Acid reflux.Then: Moving to California because it’s…
Januar 6, 2021 The Vet/Taxidermist There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his…
Januar 6, 2021 Some of life's truisms. Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.Depression is…
Januar 6, 2021 English to Chinese Translation! ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid Man—————————Dum GaiSmall Horse————————–Tai Ni Po NiYour price is too high!!————-No…
Januar 6, 2021 Why Are Some Hairs White? Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly…
Januar 6, 2021 Birth Control Pills At 72? Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, „I`d like…
Januar 6, 2021 Late For Work Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in a row.The boss called her into his office and said,…