Januar 6, 2021 Talk like an adult! The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told them to tell their classmates about the most exciting thing…
Januar 6, 2021 Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw! Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it.2. If you forget a Southerner’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Comparing Men/Women at the ATM… Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash, card and receipt5. Drive awayInstructions for the Gals:1. Pull up…
Januar 6, 2021 36 things you'll never hear from a Redneck! 36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. „I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex“2. „Duct tape won’t fix that.“3. „Come to think of it,…
Januar 6, 2021 Some cute want-ads! The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB — $850/offerCOWS, CALVES NEVER BRED…ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR…
Januar 6, 2021 Kewl Job Application! Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs for "every" job! In the front yard of a funeral home, „Drive carefully, we’ll wait.“On an electrician’s truck, „Let us remove your shorts.“Outside a radiator repair shop,…
Januar 6, 2021 Research paper excuses! A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research project be turned in on time. He said there were…
Januar 6, 2021 Help me…I'm hooked! Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who chat on line too much?If there was a group, I…
Januar 6, 2021 Where's my heart? Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just…