Januar 6, 2021 EMT response times. Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since we installed our new satellite navigation system,? bragged one, ?we?ve…
Januar 6, 2021 Americans Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it so they decided to stop for lunch and ask the…
Januar 6, 2021 Just doing his job! A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor Bloopers! *** Actual „bloopers“ Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a…
Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny can count. The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.“Yes,“ he said. „I do. My father taught me.“ „Good. What comes after three.“ „Four,“…
Januar 6, 2021 The String in the bar. Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ’sorry‘ said the barman, ‚we don’t serve pieces of string in here‘…
Januar 6, 2021 New college classes for men! College Classes For Men:1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge3. Dressing Up: Beyond the…
Januar 6, 2021 Men…STOP…it's fruitless! *** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her…
Januar 6, 2021 The Priest and the Rabbi. A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to…
Januar 6, 2021 She's not a babe, she's… HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or a CHICK – She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. She is…