Januar 6, 2021 Signs that you may be a drunk! *** Signs that you „just might“ have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with inanimate objects.You have to hold onto the lawn to keep…
Januar 6, 2021 Sunday School Comedy! A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible. Then one day she floored her grandmother by…
Januar 6, 2021 Top 10 things men know about women. The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where we’re going with this.)6.7.(Hey Guys…“check out #8…a new one!)8.9.10.
Januar 6, 2021 The game of golf! In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called…
Januar 6, 2021 Money talks. A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, „Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much.“The twenty answered,…
Januar 6, 2021 A lawyers tomstone. A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, „Here lies Strange, an honest man, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer gender war! A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like…
Januar 6, 2021 Pleasing Mom! Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill just dates and dates.Finally a friend asks him, „What’s the…
Januar 6, 2021 The big test! An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable…
Januar 6, 2021 The Forrest Gump Connection! Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!Forrest (Homer)Simpson – Mmmmm, chocolateForrest…