Januar 6, 2021 Your very first time! It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to…
Januar 6, 2021 Sex operation! A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.“May I buy you a drink?“ the man asks the lady.“Sure, but…
Januar 6, 2021 Stop the count! A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.“I’m afraid…
Januar 6, 2021 The dead redneck! A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his…
Januar 6, 2021 The Telepathic Watch! A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance,…
Januar 6, 2021 A Dent in the Pile! An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says…
Januar 6, 2021 Kewl Cat Quips! There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods…Cats have never forgotten this.Here’s proof…
Januar 6, 2021 The Perfect Gift! A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his wife. The storekeeper said he knew exactly what would please…
Januar 6, 2021 What's the Beer for? A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and…
Januar 6, 2021 Things learned from children… Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue „is“ forever.No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk…