Januar 6, 2021 Eye Doctor A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, „Sir, I believe you have a cataract.“ „Oh, no“ replied theJapanese…
Januar 6, 2021 Top10 Rules for dating my daughter. Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.Rule TwoYou do…
Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny's Goldfish! Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing,…
Januar 6, 2021 Lord, forgive me… Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the policeraided the game….
Januar 6, 2021 Santa and the Blonde! One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She asks „Santa, will you…
Januar 6, 2021 The Rabbi wants a raise. There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the congregation and asked for a raise.After much consideration and discussion,…
Januar 6, 2021 Nite before Xmas – Net Style! ‚Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet.The e-mails were stacked by the modem…
Januar 6, 2021 Magic Johnson on rollerblades… What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Januar 6, 2021 Creative Sex! Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming routine and boring.“Get creative Morris. Break up the monotony.Why don’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Losing my mind! An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his hair, almost in tears.“Doctor, my memory’s gone. Gone! I can’t…