Januar 6, 2021 Finding the "perfect" mate. An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison.With that as…
Januar 6, 2021 How the Angel got on the tree! One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip … but there were problems everywhere. Four of…
Januar 6, 2021 Old vs. Young! An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside…
Januar 6, 2021 Read the label first! Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink – AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. (duh!)On a New Zealand insect spray…
Januar 6, 2021 After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE) December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to…
Januar 6, 2021 Children Books You Won't See Children Books That Didn’t Make It To The Press:Children Books You Won’t Eever See…1…You Are Different and That’s Bad2…The Boy Who Died From Eating…
Januar 6, 2021 Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2! Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention…
Januar 6, 2021 The Missing Toupee! The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady…
Januar 6, 2021 Three Wise Women???? Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead of Three Wise Men? They would have asked directions,arrived on…
Januar 6, 2021 Super Looong List of One-Liners! Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d eat pussy every ThanksgivingQ. Three words to ruin a man’s…