Januar 6, 2021 Mental Health Hotline! Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for…
Januar 6, 2021 Pantsy Golfer Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he got a hole-in-one!
Januar 6, 2021 How do guys in jail….. How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Januar 6, 2021 Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve! Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.9….
Januar 6, 2021 Trouble at tax time! A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. „Wear your shabbiest clothing….
Januar 6, 2021 Oh Boy…more warning signs! On a cardboard windshield sun shade: „Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place“(why…a duh!)On an infant’s bathtub: Do not throw baby out…
Januar 6, 2021 More Church Bloopers! Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple…
Januar 6, 2021 Animal Crackers. A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.The boy opened a box of animal crackers…
Januar 6, 2021 Halloween funnies for kids! Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid of flying off the handle!Q. Where do baby ghosts go…
Januar 6, 2021 In divorce court! A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,“Please tell me why…