Januar 6, 2021 Adam and Eve. Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.“You’re running around with other…
Januar 6, 2021 Move your cars please. It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom:“Will the students who are parked on University Drive please…
Januar 6, 2021 More great Blonde shorties! How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?Frosted Flakes!What is it when a…
Januar 6, 2021 Products we could do without! Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green eyeliner now, but what about when you’re fifty?Colored Elastics For…
Januar 6, 2021 Sure signs it's your last day at work. You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, „What’s this?“, you suddenly realize you just dropped the company’s deposit in a…
Januar 6, 2021 The Mummy! An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the…
Januar 6, 2021 The Missionary! A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered that there were indeed people there, but the inhabitants of…
Januar 6, 2021 Sure signs that you're broke! 1. American Express calls and says: „Leave home without it!“2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.3….
Januar 6, 2021 Ladies – here's the Pefect Man! After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s cute!*******He knows the importance of accessorizing!*******And if he looks at…
Januar 6, 2021 I can hear clearly now… Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?Dave: Yup. Cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s…