Januar 6, 2021 10 reasons to buy a new car… 10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of an air bag, there’s a whoopee cushion taped to your…
Januar 6, 2021 Crushed Nuts? This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking. He is hunched over.He goes up to the counter and…
Januar 6, 2021 Hillary and Bill again! When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, „I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in…
Januar 6, 2021 This is so dumb – it's funny! There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty and he liked her a lot.One day he went to…
Januar 6, 2021 Meet me for lunch! The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked:“Suppose I asked…
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Januar 6, 2021 New rules for dieting! 1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you drink a diet soda with candy, they cancel each other…
Januar 6, 2021 Lipstick problem! According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use…